...I am Myrna Loy ?

Your result for The Classic Dames Test...

Myrna Loy

You scored 26% grit, 29% wit, 29% flair, and 33% class!

You are class itself,[what ?] the calm, confident "perfect woman."[NO way] Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street,[gag me...] and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you.[what's a rival ?] You always know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear.[LOL] You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand,[OK...] and you're a great help to your partner even if they don't immediately see or know it.[what's a partner ?] You are one classy dame.[GMWAS] Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant, you little simmerpot, you.[crockpot, maybe...]

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well... I tried twice...
the first result was Carole Lombard...
WAY off base...

then this...

when am I going to learn ?

first I invented "Bite me cat"...

what's next? I KNOW !



I AM MARJORIE MAIN...

best known as "Ma Kettle"...
you can be type cast as a domineering, abrasive yokel...
a hill-billy or Okie... always unschooled, but cunning...
mother of dozens of nere-do-wells & gangsters...
and a career "character" actress...
[John Ford wouldn't "roll'em" without the likes of you...]

looking like a sack of potatoes in just about anything...and NOT caring...
you are the "salt of the earth"... and have the scars to prove it...
your leading men include John Wayne & Gary Cooper...
but you're NOT the leading lady... so you never get near them...
unless you have issues... & a gun...
you carry the weight of the world...and your face shows it...
you have attitude...and "gumption"...
and can send your gangster kids to strip your enemy's car...

now...

"who wouldn't want to be her ?"