m.o.: getting on kitchen counter tops...sinks...coffee makers...
leaves behind massive amounts of cat hair, hair balls, broken crockery, dead plants...
WANTED FOR : feline-ony trespass, plant-i-cide, feline-ony breaking of crockery...
wanton de-construction of private property, littering...
meow-licious mischief & inciting felinal mayhem...
known to carry l-o-n-g, sharp claws...
and to make stealth attacks on sleeping humans...
has been observed committing these crimes...
as well as "loitering" with "intent" to commit chaos...
surveillance photos...
approach with caution...suspect is armed & fluffy...
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