Jingle Cats cat-mas carol # 6

Dashing through the house,
with her furry mouse,
through the air she flies,
"now this mousie DIES !"
gone the eyes and nose,
never did have toes,
now the stuffing and the tail
have vanished as she goes, OH----

Sneaky Pie, Sneaky Pie,
she, the cat of lore...
kills the "mousies" and the catnip
toys brought from the sto-re,
Sneaky Pie, Sneaky Pie,
leaps and pounces quick,
but if someone wants to share,
she'll have a hissy fit.

40 minutes gone, the
furry mouse is toast...
only wet fur left, as
Sneaky now will boast...
Thomas, not amused,
will now pee on the corpse,this
in-sult can-not go un-ans-wered,
Thomas cat MUST DIE, OH----

Sneaky Pie , Sneaky Pie,
scheming cat , now lurks,
on a chair,with eyes half-closed...
but her hubris works...
Thomas strolls, into view,
unaware she's there....
big mistake, her paw darts down and
smacks him you-know-where.

Flying through the house,
Thomas on her tail,
Her revenge complete,
now, cunning cannot fail.
Quick, find Moms' locale
and hide between her feet,
hissing back at Thomas cat,
Ah, revenge is sweet, OH----

Sneaky Pie, Sneaky Pie
she, the cat of lore,
kills the" mousies" and the catnip
toys brought from the sto-re,
Sneaky Pie, Sneaky Pie,
Queen of Everything...
"I am wonderful",she boasts as
from her perch, she sings !