...you consider cat hair a food group...
...you go to the speciality store, for that certain flavor...
...all your clothing is "snagged"...
...there are "Garfield" books on your coffee table...
...friends always know "what to get you"...
...you always get "cat stuff"...
...the rotisserie chicken is not all for you...
..."eau du chat" is a lingering reminder of "someone special"...
...there are rolls of paper towels just "setting" on places, waiting to be needed...
...you purchase that "special flavor", by the case...
...your toilet paper dispenser has a towel draped protectively over it...
...you never walk around barefoot in your house...
...you have all the "full moons" marked on the calendar...
...every time you move large furniture, 627 cat toys roll out from underneath...
...you have no chairs...[that are free for you to sit on...]
...you adore slipcovers...
...you wish that the "ripped-jeans" look would hit sofas...
...your leather chair/sofa is "distressed"...now, anyway...
...you try to dress to "match" the snuggler...so the cat hair doesn't show so much...
...you have an industrial strength vacuum...
...your house has NO breakable knick-knacks...[in one piece, anyway...]
...your plants have been cat-proofed, or you just give up and plant "kitty salad bar"...
...your "window treatments" are industrial strength, toast or you don't have any...
...you have at least one piece of clothing, with a picture of a cat or a "cat saying"...
...all the animal rescue charities have you on their mailing list...
...you get "thank you" cards from your vet...
...you have the vet, AND the cat-sitter, on speed-dial...
...you have called home and left a "message" for the cat[s]...
...if you travel, you bring back gifts, or even send postcards...to the cat[s]...
...you ALWAYS get a kitty bag, when dining out...
...you always order what your cat likes, when dining out...
...you're considering attending a "cat play group"...
...you plan your evening around the Animal Planet Channel schedule...
...even now, you don't realize that you're just "putty in their paws"...
...and if you did...you wouldn't care...
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