Wednesday, December 30, 2009

..."the 12 gifts of Cat-mas"...Cat-mas Carol #5 revisited[11/11/07]

my readers may tire of it, but I don't...
so here it is...back for it's third appearance...





On the 1st day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 2nd day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
2 nasty hairballs & a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 3rd day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 4th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 5th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 6th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
6 drool-soaked spiders...5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 7th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 8th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
8 lizards dying, 7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 9th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
9 evil glances, 8 lizards dying, 7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 10th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
10 broken knick-knacks, 9 evil glances, 8 lizards dying,
7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming}, 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 11th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
11 crapped-on letters, 10 broken knick-knacks, 9 evil glances,
8 lizards dying, 7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

On the 12th day of Cat-mas, my kitties gave to me...
12 grasshoppers hopping, 11 crapped on letters,
10 broken knick-knacks, 9 evil glances, 8 lizards dying,
7 peed-on places, 6 drool-soaked spiders...
5 sh-red-ded plants...
4 piles of cat barf, 3 fish[NOT swimming], 2 nasty hairballs...
& a dead mousie by the TV...

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